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Bill Squire is a Comedian. He knew he wanted to be a comedian when at age 6 he fell out of a plastic swimming pool and broke his arm. It got a huge laugh. Since then Bill has experienced many more injuries both physical and emotional that have made him the comedian he is today.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Cleveland Improv

This week I will be performing at the Cleveland Improv. This is my home club and it is one of my favorite places to perform because you never know what is going to happen.

Here are my top three favorite moments working at the Cleveland Improv

#3. When I was working the door there the MC wasn't around to bring up the headliner so I had to run on stage and introduce the Headliner. I asked everyone if they all liked their seats. They didn't even notice I wasn't the regular MC.

#2. April Fools Day I was working with Robert Kelly and he played a trick on me telling me that he was asking that the feature be fired and I do his time. The feature was my good friend Ryan Dalton and I was sad that these 2 were fighting but stage time is stage time. They pulled one over on me.

#1. As an MC at the end of most shows there is a give away for free dinner at the Improv. One show I was in the bathroom on the toilet and two patrons came into the bathroom and were trashing all the comics on the show including me. So I wiped my little bottom and rushed out to get a look at these guys. I then asked their server to give me their prize card so I could announce them as the winners. I did just that and when they stood up to claim their prize I was like "Wait you were the guys saying that this show sucks." and I ripped up their card and gave the free dinner to a nice couple in the front row. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

1 comment:

Zachariah! said...

I love how "they pulled one over on me" can translate to: "what a dick".