The Writers Strike

Man doesn’t this writers strike suck? Well it doesn’t have to because now we can use our old friend imagination to keep our favorite characters busy. I think together we can all prove how worthless those writers are by making up our own stories for our favorite TV characters.

Lets start with The Office. This season Jim and Pam have finally hooked up and are falling in love. Michael is the same old Michael but intern Ryan is now his boss. So lets see what happens to our favorite office workers now that their lazy writers are on strike and I am bringing these Scrantonites to life.

In this episode Michael finds out that Barrack Obama is going to be in a near by Pennsylvania City so he makes everyone in the office go see him speak. Michael and Dwight make a banner out of a big white sheet that says “I’m an Obama guy.” Which Michael thinks is clever because of the Obama girl videos that were all over the Internet a few months earlier. When they arrive Michael is afraid that his banner won’t be seen so he starts climbing a building to get higher but is mistaken for a sniper and is shot with a tazer by a nearby security guard. He drops the sheet on Dwight and it covers him making him look like a member of the Ku Klux Klan. All of Barrack Obama’s followers are then overcome with white guilt and beat Dwight to death. The public blames the whole ordeal on Obama and that’s when the riots start and President Bush declares himself dictator for life. Ironically this is what turns the whole economy around and everyone ends up richer than they could ever imagine. Except the writers, because they were executed by the Hollywood execs once Bush changed the law to make it legal to murder anyone with less money than you. The End.