Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
When I heard they were going to make this movie two years ago I wondered "Why?" . Why do this to such a great character? Why make him old and feeble? Well they didn't make him any older except in appearance. He was indestructable. Nothing can hurt this man. He survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a lead lined refrigerator. That is in the first twenty minutes.
The plot of this movie is shitty at best. Soviet KGB Agents want a Crystal Skull to use for mind control. Turns out the Crystal Skull is an aliens skull and when it is reunited with its Crystal Skeleton in a hidden temple in the Amazon Rainforest it turns into a computer generated Alien that dissapoints. So there is the whole story. Along the way you meet Indiana Jones son Mutt but you don't know he is his son until much later unless you have foresight. Karen Allen returns as the happiest person to be in this movie. Every scene she is in her smile is ear to ear. She is thrilled that someone put her in a movie again. She isn't anything like her charachter from the first movie.
Indians Jones the third played by Shia Lebeuoueuf is a worse casting job than that blonde in "Temple of Doom". He plays a greaser with smarts and the ability to swing from vines like Tarzan, and mind control over monkeys which he uses to attack the evil russians. He made a bad movie terrible.
So save your money people.
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