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Bill Squire is a Comedian. He knew he wanted to be a comedian when at age 6 he fell out of a plastic swimming pool and broke his arm. It got a huge laugh. Since then Bill has experienced many more injuries both physical and emotional that have made him the comedian he is today.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Sleep

I love to sleep. I never get enough. Do you like sleep? Then what are your pillows named? Mine are Softy McSofterson and Sir James Alexander Huntington the third, arch Duke of Dreamland. I think of Sleep as one of my favorite hobbies. I write sleep poems. Roses are red violets are blue I like sleep snorrr ewwww. Sleep and I are even myspace friends. I leave Sleep glitter graphics that say things like "Wish I was with you right now" and "Smile! You're Sleep!"