The Indians won in dramatic fashion tonight. It was a great game to watch. In the eight inning the field became over run with lil bugs called "Canadian Soldiers". Canada, thanks for the bugs they helped us get the win.
Since there were bugs involved in the outcome of the game every sports writer in th country is trying to come up with funny bug related headlines.
So I am going to play along and make up my own Indians bug Yankees headlines.
"Indians summon the wrath of Bug God, beat Yankees in extra innings"
"Buggin Out: Yankees lose!"
"A bugged life: Yankees blow it."
"Canadian Soldiers finally win a battle"
I am sure there will be thousand more corny headlines.
Make up your own, its fun.
About Me
- Bill
- Bill Squire is a Comedian. He knew he wanted to be a comedian when at age 6 he fell out of a plastic swimming pool and broke his arm. It got a huge laugh. Since then Bill has experienced many more injuries both physical and emotional that have made him the comedian he is today.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
twenty-forty year olds
Why do we try to hang out on to our youth? Why can't we just age grace fully? Why do I see so many twenty-forty year olds? "Bill, that is not a real age or even a real number?" It is though. you them in malls and night clubs all across America. Older folk who are just so stylish that they have to wear what the kids are wearing. Crows feet and off center screen print tees really don't go to that well together. Stop trying to relate to a younger generation that is ultimately going to be the end of you one way or another.
Bob Newhart
Today I went to a taping of a show on XM Radio called "Unmasked". It is hosted by the very funny Ron Bennington of the "Ron and Fez Show" and he interviewed Bob Newhart. It was very surreal to be that close to one of the first people I can remember watching on TV. He is a comedy legend and he is still very funny. He talked about Jack Benny being his favorite comedian and being on Carson.
I had no idea how popular his comedy albums were. At one point they were number 1 and 2 on the charts overall. That is insane. Comedy will never be like that again. He came up during the best years of comedy and it was an honor to be in the same room as a legend of his status.
I had no idea how popular his comedy albums were. At one point they were number 1 and 2 on the charts overall. That is insane. Comedy will never be like that again. He came up during the best years of comedy and it was an honor to be in the same room as a legend of his status.
Indians win
The Indians destroyed the Yankees tonight. Hopefully they will keep it up. C.C. looked a little shaky but he got the job done. I hate that Lebron is a Yankees fan. He cheers for the Yankees and the Cowboys. Will anyone be surprised when he leaves us for the Knicks or the Bulls?
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